If You Were Wondering

So

YES, I did manage to see "New Moon"

YES, I was assaulted by several middle-age married women, over theater seating.

YES, I did inhale deeply when Jacob appeared on screen.

YES, I did  partially lose hearing in my left ear from the 36 year old women seating next to me, above me, and below me squealing every time Jacob appeared. 

(He appeared like 1238297847 times)

YES, I did cringe, and writhe in my seat over Edward's barechestiness (that isn't even a word), and think to my self 

"Honey, cover yourself up."

YES, I was disturbed to see this T-shirt

"My husband has my ¤

Edward has my neck "

really, I mean really!!!

Yes, I have ONLY read Twilight, and had NO IDEA what was going on. 

don't be hatin'

YES, I do think Edward needs to stop drinking Hawaiian Punch before going on screen, his lips are unsightly.

&

YES, I was thoroughly entertained.